gleak:

being high or drunk in public like

imagethey know”

enemaroberts:

when you get a dick pic and they hung af

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They are making 7 Arabian nights movies. You know the casting department is already thinking

derpnikdrawing:

naamahdarling:

kiki-eternal:

dynastylnoire:

nabokovsshadows:

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I fuckin’ flat-out LOST IT at that last one.  Holy shit.

ASSORTED ENTERTAINMENT CRACKERS

macintush:

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

sliceofbri:

spoken-not-written:

am i the only one who thinks people look hotter when they’re in underwear and not when they’re naked

1) its this whole “leaving it to the imagination” thing that we humans like
2) genitals are fuckin weird lookin bro
3) have you seen a limp dick it’s like a sad sea creature

Anonymous: Why do you want to be a comedian?

bewbin:

the free stool with a glass of water on it 

rabioheab:

it’s time for leo dicaprio to give up on his acting career and open a coffee shop called Leonardo DiCappuccino 

cpecod:

have you ever had the urge to spoil somebody and buy them everything they’ve ever wanted because they are just so wonderful and you love them a lot and they deserve all of the nice things??? then u realize u are broke and sad

tsukishimake1:

my favorite tidbit about rome is that in the mid-1800s one of the popes didnt like the statues in rome having dicks so he ordered them knocked off. fast forward to the last decade or so and art historians in conjunction with the vatican are trying to erm. restore. the statues. but the dicks were just. kept in a box. so art historians are going around rome, with a box of dicks, trying to match them up to their owner.

thetowndrugdealer:

how are dogs always so happy when the economy is a mess??

(Source: thetowndrugdealer)

h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke