whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be

(Source: trashboat)


Lorde won a Grammy before she graduated high school. 


*straight white guy voice* how is that offensive?


"no pain no game." i whisper as i break my sisters leg while playing twister

(Source: oreooficial)



Snowflakes are actually the perfect metaphor for people. Each one IS unique, but we all have the same structure and are pretty similar in spite of our differences. And really, with as many around as there is, aint no one gonna notice your differences unless they care enough to look closely.

People are also similar to snowflakes in that it is difficult to drive when there are too many of them piled up on the road.

Well that took a turn I didn’t expect

I understand that nobody understands me, but I can’t be someone I’m not.
― Audrey Tautou in a Telegraph interview  (via fouilis)

(Source: ivicus)


My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow